would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
A+ Viking dick
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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