like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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