I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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