Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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