Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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