Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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