yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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