I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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