I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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