He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
