Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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