i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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