Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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