he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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