What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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