uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Fuck appropriateness.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
foreskin is a definite game changer
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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