"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i drank out of a bidet.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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