So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
4 words: hood of his car
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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