We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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