Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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