Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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