belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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