I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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