I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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