But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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