And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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