we're blogging at a bar
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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