but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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