Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
