why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
look no pants
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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