Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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