we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
