my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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