I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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