You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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