Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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