people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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