True but thats because hes a fetus.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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