covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Come on in and take your pants off
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