come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We left the knife in your bed.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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