He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Text me some of your sweat
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