Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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