Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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