Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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