she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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