I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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