Whod you bang
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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