Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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