butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
