The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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