My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My dick has a subreddit
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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