:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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