I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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