Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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