Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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