I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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