that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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