we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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