boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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