i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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