I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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