btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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