Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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